Candy bar named after not laughing out loud?

Here are some candy bar names inspired by the idea of not laughing out loud, playing on the phrase "I can't even" or the concept of seriousness:

Playing on "I can't even":

* Can't Even Bar

* The I-Can't-Even Crunch

* Un-LOLable

* Serious Snack

Playing on seriousness:

* The No-Laughing Matter

* Deadpan Delight

* The Stoic Bar

* Gravity Crunch

Other punny options:

* The Un-Chuckle Chunk

* The Silent Treat

* The Serious Sweetie

* The Don't-Smile Square

Tips for choosing a name:

* Target audience: Consider the age group and humor level of your target audience.

* Brand personality: Does your brand lean towards being funny and playful or more serious and sophisticated?

* Memorable and unique: Choose a name that is easy to remember and stands out from the competition.

* Check for availability: Ensure the name you choose is not already in use by another company.