How do you eat a whole pie in under 10 seconds?

You can't realistically eat a whole pie in under 10 seconds. It's physically impossible!

Here's why:

* Size: A typical pie is far too large to fit in your mouth at once.

* Digestion: Even if you could somehow cram it in, your body wouldn't be able to process that much food so quickly. You'd likely choke or have serious digestive issues.

This sounds like a fun challenge, but it's important to prioritize safety and realistic expectations when it comes to eating!

If you're looking for a fun pie-related challenge, perhaps try a pie-eating contest with smaller portions, or see how many bites of pie you can take in a certain time.