Can you give me some wedding jokes?

Why shouldn't you have a buffet at your wedding?

Because people will just be standing around saying, "Why, I did not know she was the bride!"

Why did the bride throw her bouquet over her shoulder?

Because she didn't want it to stick her in the back!

What did the best man say to the bride's bouquet?

Get a room!

What do you call a bride wearing all white?

An iPod!

What do you call a bride's dress?

A white lie.

What did the Groom's ring say to the Bride's ring?

I can’t believe you’re putting me through this again.

Bride: Do you, John, take Mary to be your wife?

Groom: (Looking around) Mary? Where is Mary?

How does a bride spend her time after the wedding?

Changing her last name on everything she owns!

Why was the bride late for her own wedding?

Because she had to stop and ask for directions!

Why did the bride’s bouquet have only one rose?

Because the groom was a one of a kind!