Instructions

1. Give up all sense of decency.

2. Make scary ice cubes. Purchase a simple latex mask and two pairs of latex gloves. Fill the gloves and the mask with water and freeze overnight, then dip the ice-filled gloves and mask in hot water and remove the latex from the ice.

3. Add the scary ice cubes to a punch bowl filled with Halloween drinks such as vampire punch, made by mixing 8 c. cranberry juice, 6 c. sparkling apple juice and 6 orange slices.

4. Peel a bunch of grapes and put them in a jar. Insist that your guests reach in with their eyes closed and eat one.

5. Make "boogers on a stick" by combining Cheez Whiz with green food coloring and squirting it onto the end of a pretzel stick.

6. Follow the "kitty litter cake" recipe, and avoid your guests' disturbed looks as you cut into what looks like a cat box.