What does green grapes sound like when you eat them?

Green grapes don't really make a sound when you eat them! They're typically eaten quietly.

However, you might hear:

* A light crunching sound: If you bite into a firm, crisp grape.

* A soft squishing sound: If you eat a softer, more ripe grape.

* A gentle slurp: If you suck the juice out of the grape.

Ultimately, the sound of eating green grapes is subtle and depends on the texture of the grape and how you eat it.