What oxymoron describes cookies?

This is a fun one! There's not a perfect oxymoron for cookies, but here are a few options that play on the idea of contradiction:

* Deliciously Sinful: This highlights the pleasure of cookies while acknowledging they might be seen as "bad" for you.

* Sweetly Savory: This plays on the idea of unexpected flavors, though most cookies are purely sweet.

* Perfectly Imperfect: Cookies often have irregular shapes or slightly burnt edges, which some find charming.

Let me know if you want to explore more options! 🍪