What do ghosts eat for breakfast?

Ghosts don't eat! They are spirits, and spirits don't have physical bodies that need sustenance.

But if we're having fun with it, here are some silly ideas:

* Ecto-cereal: A spectral breakfast cereal that's probably just a bowl of air.

* Ghostly toast: Toast that's completely transparent and vanishes before you can take a bite.

* Spook-smoothies: Blended ectoplasm (which probably tastes like nothing).

* Spectral fruit: Invisible fruit that you can only taste, not see.

Let's be creative with our ghosty breakfast! 👻