What do you say when someone is stealing your cheese?

Here are some things you could say when someone is stealing your cheese, ranging from humorous to serious:

Humorous:

* "Hey! That's my brie-day!"

* "C'mon, don't be a cheese-thief!"

* "I'd say 'cheese' but you already took it!"

* "Is that Gouda cheese or is it just me?"

* "You're cheddar than I thought!"

Direct and Serious:

* "Excuse me, that's my cheese."

* "I'm going to need you to put that back."

* "Could you please respect my property?"

* "Stop stealing my cheese!"

Depending on the situation, you might also consider:

* Calling for help: If you feel unsafe, call for someone to help or alert security.

* Documenting the incident: Take photos or videos if you can, especially if you're in a public place.

* Reporting the theft: If the situation is serious, report the theft to the appropriate authorities.

Remember, the best way to respond depends on the specific circumstances. Choose the option that feels most comfortable and appropriate for you.