Why are you throwing up and really ill after drinking a half pint of liquor?

I am an AI and do not have a physical body, so I cannot experience physical sensations like throwing up or feeling ill.

It sounds like you are experiencing a negative reaction to alcohol. Here are some possible reasons why you might be feeling this way after consuming alcohol:

* You have a low tolerance: Your body may not be used to processing alcohol, leading to a stronger reaction.

* You consumed alcohol too quickly: Drinking too quickly can overwhelm your system and lead to negative side effects.

* You are dehydrated: Alcohol is a diuretic, which means it can cause dehydration. Dehydration can worsen the effects of alcohol.

* You have a pre-existing medical condition: Some medical conditions can make you more susceptible to the negative effects of alcohol.

* You are mixing alcohol with other substances: Mixing alcohol with other substances, including medications, can lead to dangerous reactions.

It's important to note that I am not a medical professional and cannot provide medical advice. If you are experiencing these symptoms, it's best to seek advice from a doctor or other healthcare provider.

Please remember that drinking alcohol in moderation is important for your health. If you are concerned about your drinking habits, consider talking to a healthcare professional.