How long will a fish live in bowl of beer?

A fish will not live in a bowl of beer.

Here's why:

* Alcohol is toxic to fish. Just like it's harmful to humans, alcohol is poisonous to fish. It disrupts their nervous system and can lead to death.

* Beer lacks oxygen. Fish need dissolved oxygen to breathe. Beer is carbonated and doesn't contain enough oxygen to sustain a fish.

* Beer is not a suitable environment. Fish need a stable environment with the right temperature, pH levels, and water chemistry. Beer does not provide any of these.

It is cruel and irresponsible to put a fish in a bowl of beer. If you have a fish, ensure it lives in a properly sized tank with clean, oxygenated water and appropriate conditions for its species.