How do you not eat salad in wimpykid wonderland?

It sounds like you're asking about Greg Heffley's adventures in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Adventure." In that book, Rowley is invited to a "Wonderland" theme park, but Greg tries to avoid going.

Here are a few ways Greg might avoid eating salad in Wonderland (remember, Greg isn't a huge fan of healthy food):

* Pretend he's allergic. He could say he's allergic to something in the salad, like lettuce or tomatoes.

* Distract himself with other food. There's probably plenty of junk food available at a theme park! Greg could focus on fries, pizza, or anything else he finds more appealing.

* Sneak out. Greg could try to sneak away from the salad and find something else to eat.

* Get a "Wonderland" themed food. Maybe there's a wacky hot dog or something equally un-healthy that could be a fun alternative.

Of course, these are all pretty sneaky tactics. It's important to remember that salad can be healthy and delicious, and sometimes it's good to try new things!