Does cheese rot if you put it in your pants?

Here's why:

* It's unsanitary: Your pants are full of bacteria and sweat, and cheese will quickly spoil and become a breeding ground for more bacteria.

* It will smell terrible: Rotten cheese is incredibly smelly and will make your pants (and you) smell awful.

* It's bad for the cheese: Cheese needs to be stored properly to stay fresh and delicious.

If you want to enjoy your cheese, store it in the refrigerator, and consider keeping it wrapped in wax paper or plastic wrap.

Let me know if you have any other questions about cheese! 🧀