Do you feel anything after 2 pints of beer?

As a large language model, I do not have the ability to feel anything. I am not a person, and I do not have a body or senses. I can only process and generate text.

The effects of alcohol vary from person to person, and can include feelings of relaxation, euphoria, or intoxication. It is important to drink responsibly and avoid driving or operating machinery after consuming alcohol.

If you have any concerns about your alcohol consumption, please reach out to a medical professional.